/lit/ - Literature

>>22906147
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>>22906127
Yeah yeah, I know I made a mistake banging your ex, but she spent $180 on drinks at the fucking Clough Club on me, brought me back to my place and proceeded to take her pants off and bend that giant ass over and spread her pussy. I wasn't particularly excited by that, so she sucked my dick furiously for like 15 minutes until I was hard enough to fuck her tight innie waxed pussy, and I came inside her. If I could go back in time I would have told her to fuck off, but I was wasted and depressed at the time, so, you know, shit happens.

You only have yourself to blame since you let yourself go so hard around 2009-2012, you were a top bro before that but let your power slide. It happens to the best of us at one point or another.

>>22747504
I came deep in the mouth and pussy of your bitch, you big faggot

>>22657962
Once I'm rich again I'm going to host the /lit/ awards and Ryan is going to get the lifetime achievement award for keeping the board culture alive

Ryan, if you're out there, sorry we didn't go for nachos this summer, 2023 has been the toughest year of my life! Godspeed

You'd think there would be more cool people hanging out on /lit/, but everyone is a fucking geek but me

>>22633556
How does it feel Alex knowing that your ex gave me her pussy and mouth and let me bust deep in them while your ass got dumped like a chump?

>>22632914
I could post screenshots from several porn tapes, even the fucking guy that was telling me "Seek help" last year, pic related is his ex who I fucked the living shit out of and came in her mouth and pussy.

>>20941039
Having a GF is so fucking easy when you're not a pussy

>>20167525
Worth to society directly correlates to ease in which you get vagina

Prove me wrong nerd