/lit/ - Literature

>>5109299

One time I drove to uptown and settled into a bar. A man 12 years my senior hit on me and bought me drinks. I was writing, and he was curious. I'm not used to being bought drinks.

I drove home after the bar closed. I was on probation.


One time I blacked out and attempted to evade arrest in my car. I came to my senses driving in on a college lawn and parked on the wrong side of the street, where I was arrested at gunpoint. Spent 2 nights in 2 jails. That was fun.


I drank a 1/2 a 5th of another guy's whiskey after pounding an unknown amount of unremembered liquid. I ended up being convinced to drink a bowl of water as if it were wine, then was driven home raving about suicide. That was a bad time.


The best story? No alcohol:
One time, I wanted weed, but all I could get was K2. Outside the shop was an opportunistic random minority man who wished me to drive him to his friend's house, he told me I could score there. So I drove a random man to a random house, where he got me a 1/4 oz weed for a good price. I went home and was sated.


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