/lit/ - Literature

In this thread, you will post an imitation of an author whose writing you admire, and others will try to guess who it is.
Content shouldn't matter, only style. You should probably try to pick someone at least relatively famous, but that's up to you.
I guess you can shit all over the person's imitation if it deserves it.

>>6862927

>>6487325
Accurate.

/lit/ dated one guy in high school and he was 35 years old and made her blow his coke dealer. He was one of those chronic underachievers who used ostentatious language interspersed with fucking vulgarity.

A Napoleon in rags.

>>6450462

Oh desperate longing as cruel as the sea
To dangle a fair Angel before a dog
Such as I, Actaeon with mouth agog
Prostrate wretch, I'd die 'fore 'nother glimpse of thee
Took memory of beauty and made mockery
'Til thine bleak grace made all else seem but a fog
My face looks like a spouseless downcast frog
Oh Kristen please let me give you the D

;^)

>>6247250