/lit/ - Literature

>>20107916

Whoever did I would ram a bayonet far up their ass while also raping their ears by blasting “We are a band of brothers, and native to the soil, fighting for the property we gained by honest toil” at full volume with my car stereo

>>18491524

How long before we see Pregnant Anne Frank art being printed on book covers?

>>17398045

Would Roth have approved?

>>16984654
>when /his/ does Anne Frank fan fiction better than you

Why do /his/-fags write better Anne Frank fanfiction than John Green?

>>16287556
I'm torn between loving the Turner Diaries for its inspiring people to kill government officials, niggers, and faggots, and disliking it because of my fetish for barefoot and pregnant Jewish girls

What do

>>16207513

Anne Frank being nine months pregnant and her having culture shock from meeting strangers from a strange land the soldiers of the Confederacy

>anti-natalism is goo-

I want Nazis and Northerners to leave this thread right now

>>15374022
>she saw his pants fall away as he grabbed her legs and pulled them apart and then guided himself into her
>Anne shuddered with relief as Peter began pumping
>thoughts of the Nazis, her diary, liberation began to slip away with each slam his body made into her’s
>soon, overcome by joy and pleasure, Anne found herself lost in a state of mindless bliss

Meanwhile that same afternoon nearly 300 miles away…

>the forests near Compiègne, France
>temporary Headquarters of the Army of Northern Virginia
>General George S. Patton stared up at the statue of Ferdinand Foch, it had been over 20 years since he had first set foot in France
>it was all that remained of the Glade of the Armistice, the retreating Germans had seen to it that everything that wasn’t nailed to the ground was carted away, and the rest torn up
>when they had arrived, Foch’s statue was overseeing a wasteland of broken concrete and twisted rails, with the infamous carriage that had been the site of the end of the first war and France’s capitulation four years earlier nowhere to be seen
>now, the debris had been cleared away and Foch’s statue oversaw the encampment of a new army, his army
>the wasteland had been replaced with a confused jumble of tents and prefabricated steel huts
>where fine-dressed French and German guards had once stood, disheveled and mud-soaked Virginian and Georgian sentries had taken their place
>Patton remembered a French phrase he had heard once, ”the more things change, the more they stay the same.”
>indeed they did
>after some time pondering the irony of the situation, Patton turned his back on the statue and stared up
>a Nazi flag that had once adorned a nearby flagpole now lay discarded in the mud, the ANV flag having taken its place, the Ark of the Covenant-inspired array of stars flying triumphantly over the vanquished and unholy Swastika
>Patton was never much of a praying man, but even he couldn’t help but note the sight’s religious undertone
>that flag had come a long way from the bloody fields and mountains of Maryland and Virginia to the once pristine French countryside, now torn apart by war
>ironic, the lands where that flag had first flown were now at peace for the first time in a century, and the enemy it had once been flown in defiance of was now their greatest ally
>now it flew in a new land, a new enemy, a new war

Continue?

>>15355165

She wouldn’t have died at all if the we had won if the Confederacy had won.

It’s one of the oldest tropes in myths and fables the world-over, which one strikes the most chords with you?

>>14846503
>I'm going to rely on the writings of a bunch of 2000 year old schizos who thought the sun revolved around the earth.
What's your point, nigger? Go out, take a breath of fresh air, your autism needs it.

>>14832859
>not posting the full-sized version

>>14766109

I'm torn between loving this book for its inspiring people to kill government officials, niggers, and faggots, and disliking it because of my fetish for pregnant Jewish girls

What do

>>14710924
>Faulkner
>Twain
>Confessions of Nat Turner
>Sophie’s Choice
>Anne Frank pregnancy erotica

How do they do it lads

>>14650237

>a nine month pregnant Anne Frank and Peter van Pels find themselves quarreling, confiding their deepest secrets to one another, and making passionate love as the Allied Armies prepare to enter the Netherlands in September, 1944

Does /lit/ want me to continue writing?

>>14641430

Only one side is saving pregnant Anne Frank

>>14635055

Company Aytch by Sam “Fuck the Twenty Nigger Law” Watkins

>>14566870
>ywn live in a timeline where the South won the Civil War
>the South will never declare war on Nazi Germany after Ribbentrop's repeated insults and lies
>ywn be a Confederate paratrooper fighting in Holland 1945-errr I mean '44 as part of Operation Market Garden
>ywn ambush a German transport truck one morning on a dusty Dutch road
>ywn laugh as you easily slaughter the SS with your BAR, forged by legendary Mormon gunsmiths in Utah, who flee in terror at the sight of Southern valor
>ywn hear banging on the truck door and cautiously open it with weapon at the ready
>ywn be immediately greeted by a nine month pregnant and very horny Anne Frank, who was locked up inside
>Anne will never instantly become enamored with with your coat, gray like her eyes, beautiful, yet simple, lacking any of the haughty and frivolous decorations of German uniforms
>Anne will never claim to know a good sniper's spot and offer to lead you to it
>ywn accept, oblivious to what she actually has planned
>Anne will never lead you inside an abandoned windmill and lock the door, saying she's not going to let you out until she's had her way with you
>Anne will never tear open her comically small dress
>ywn become instantly hard at the sight of her massive tits, naked swollen belly, popped navel, and gnarly muff, unshaved for nine whole months
>Anne will never push you down before you even have a chance to unbutton your coat, saying she wants to fuck you with it on
>Anne will never mount you like a pony
>ywn fuck like crazy for what seems hours
>ywn feel the exhiliation of popping your load inside Anne's tight pussy
>Anne will never squeal with joy as you fill her with your hot goo
>Anne will never get get off you, only to climb her way up to your mouth and proceed to face fuck you and until you suck her dry

Feelsbadman

>>14199508
>>14206240

Lmao you think that’s bad? Watch this.


>ywn live in a timeline where the South won the Civil War
>the Confederate States Army will never field a modernized version of the famed Columbus Depot Jacket (five/six rows of buttons, gray/jean wool, blue service cuffs and collar)
>the South will never declare war on Nazi Germany after Ribbentrop's repeated insults and lies
>ywn be a Confederate paratrooper fighting in Holland 1945-errr I mean '44 as part of Operation Market Garden
>ywn ambush a German transport truck one morning on a dusty Dutch road
>ywn laugh as you easily slaughter the SS with your BAR, forged by legendary Mormon gunsmiths in Utah, who flee in terror at the sight of Southern valor
>ywn hear banging on the truck door and cautiously open it with weapon at the ready
>ywn be immediately greeted by a nine month pregnant and very horny Anne Frank, who was locked up inside
>Anne will never instantly become enamored with with your Columbus Depot jacket, gray like her eyes, beautiful, yet simple, lacking any of the haughty and frivolous decorations of German uniforms
>Anne will never claim to know a good sniper's spot and offer to lead you to it
>ywn accept, oblivious to what she actually has planned
>Anne will never lead you inside an abandoned windmill and lock the door, saying she's not going to let you out until she's had her way with you
>Anne will never tear open her comically small dress
>ywn become instantly hard at the sight of her massive tits, naked swollen belly, popped navel, and gnarly muff, unshaved for nine whole months
>Anne will never push you down before you have a chance to unbutton your jacket, saying she wants to fuck you with it on
>Anne will never mount you like a pony
>ywn fuck like crazy for what seems hours
>ywn feel the exhiliation of popping your load inside Anne's tight pussy
>Anne will never squeal with joy as you fill her with your hot goo
>Anne will never get get off you, only to climb her way up to your mouth and proceed to face fuck you and until you suck her dry
>ywn get driplets of cum and breastmilk all over your Columbus Depot jacket

>>14189161

Good

>ywn live in a timeline where the South won the Civil War
>the Confederate States Army will never field a modernized version of the famed Columbus Depot Jacket (five/six rows of buttons, gray/jean wool, blue service cuffs and collar)
>the South will never declare war on Nazi Germany after Ribbentrop's repeated insults and lies
>ywn be a Confederate paratrooper fighting in Holland 1945-errr I mean '44 as part of Operation Market Garden
>ywn ambush a German transport truck one morning on a dusty Dutch road
>ywn laugh as you easily slaughter the SS with your BAR, forged by legendary Mormon gunsmiths in Utah, who flee in terror at the sight of Southern valor
>ywn hear banging on the truck door and cautiously open it with weapon at the ready
>ywn be immediately greeted by a nine month pregnant and very horny Anne Frank, who was locked up inside
>Anne will never instantly become enamored with with your Columbus Depot jacket, gray like her eyes, beautiful, yet simple, lacking any of the haughty and frivolous decorations of German uniforms
>Anne will never claim to know a good sniper's spot and offer to lead you to it
>ywn accept, oblivious to what she actually has planned
>Anne will never lead you inside an abandoned windmill and lock the door, saying she's not going to let you out until she's had her way with you
>Anne will never tear open her comically small dress
>ywn become instantly hard at the sight of her massive tits, naked swollen belly, popped navel, and gnarly muff, unshaved for nine whole months
>Anne will never push you down before you have a chance to unbutton your jacket, saying she wants to fuck you with it on
>Anne will never mount you like a pony
>ywn fuck like crazy for what seems hours
>ywn feel the exhiliation of popping your load inside Anne's tight pussy
>Anne will never squeal with joy as you fill her with your hot goo
>Anne will never get get off you, only to climb her way up to your mouth and proceed to face fuck you and until you suck her dry
>ywn get driplets of cum and breastmilk all over your Columbus Depot jacket