/lit/ - Literature

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best catch I’ve had all week. thanks for playing boys. another thought train is pulling into my mind’s station of secular rational reflection rn. think I might hop on and self-discover some new field of quantum computing in the dining car of this enlightenment express. might even thought-cast myself banging one of the cocktail waitress into your next dreams. wanna come with? hah, psyche. have fun reading old books and shit chompsky honks.

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Nah, you're thinking of Chivalry. Catholicism is reading other people's interpretations of a multi-thousand-year-old "holy book" and living out your hedonism according to what your predecessors deemed "acceptable heresy." Also, it has nice artwork. But the virtues, that's what inspired the artwork, not the religion. You can become the embodiment of chivalry without being Catholic, and without being cringe for that matter.

His wife was looking intently at the Transgal Corp model 34 radiator letting out steam in their living room.

"Just now, it just started hissing like a.. and then I heard a pop, my drapes are already soaked, my wallpaper.."

For the first time since the ruckus, she actually looked at the wall above the rad.

"It's..."

A Transgal Custom-Servitor spouted pre-recorded apologies into the headset.

"What is this..what is this?"

She yelped a little

"Servitor, connect me to a first-tier representative"

The headset buzzed.

"Now!"

Mrs. Gilroy reached out a well-established hand and felt the blood that was oozing out of the wall beneath the painting. The 7 foot-tall oil on canvas was pissing the stuff. Only it wasn't blood. Number #9 Chrimson found it's way into the carpet. It crept, staining deep until it stopped an inch from her painted toes.

She gawked at the stain with her mouth like a bass's gaping maw and stepped backwards.

I’m currently writing a book, and I’m wondering what do I do after it’s finishes? Do I search for a publisher or just self publish? If it turns out good, could I potentially make some money off the book?

I’m extremely interested in becoming a writer, is this a profession I can make money in? Right now I’m working as a server and write on the side, how hard is it to become a successful writer? I think I have a really good idea.