/lit/ - Literature

>>12087712
Eh. I live in southern NH but I'm usually too autistic to attend parties with my 'friends', let alone competently socialize with strangers. I am curious though; how do these meetings generally go over? Awkward meme-slinging interposed with awkward silence, casual socializing, or do you have intense literary discussions? If you have any wacky stories I'd love to hear em'. On a side note, anyone going to the Mineral show this winter? I'm pretty excited.

Salutations morons. I'd just like to preface this with a short story, if you can call it that, more of a general "situation" of sorts, I don't know, I'm not much of a describer, or writer for that matter, which brings me to the next consequent problem. I've never read a book in my life, not even in the least had one read to me. The most prolonged contact I have had with any form of written works other than exercise books is in this small-time local book store of mine, where I frequently masturbate onto the "vintage books" shelf while the owner watches, he says that my ejaculate gives his books a certain "exclusive and original character, as it were". The problem is mostly that intellectually, I feel like these written works wouldn't consent to a lowly uncultured know nothing bastard such as myself cumming on them, literary rape. And this owner, the decrepit ruin, God bless him, keeps trying to strike up conversation about masters of the written word that an ignoramus such as myself knows nothing about, under the assumption that it'll make my orgasm more "profound and insightful" and as a result "enrichen its character, and my books character, and the experience, as it were". I need your help, I don't really care for reading, but I need to be equipped with enough half-baked literary knowledge and knock-off wisdom to talk out of my ass just convincingly enough to be believed, and who better to come to for that, than you fuckin bunch of frauds.

off a xanax, weed, and two beers reading the sun also rises rn. super comfy desu. what are your favorite drugs to read on?
christfags keep out, go bump jordan peterson threads or something.

>>11580963
Shit speeds up yo.