/lit/ - Literature

>>20314644
Plz delet this

>>16613192
>I read slow
ngmi

>>14940356
Impressive.

>>14869775
You're saying the incredibly malignant and savage orc women would do that too? Fuck.

>"You like rough sex" I said casually

>>13913653
>*bang*
thank you dumb frogposter for saving us from communism

yes

>in addition to the hundreds of thousands of masterworks created throughout human literary history I will have to put a near infinite litany of machine-written novels on my exponentially expanding backlog
Hopefully they upgraded the human brain in the future to read orders of magnitude faster

>>10308398
thank u budd

Oh boy I have a few

>be 18
>sign up to Advanced Lit classes
>helps studying for matura, gonna be useful
>first lesson, studying style
>"Where does Hemingway fall?"
>modernism, says a student
>another shakes her head, visibly disagrees
>teacher asks if she has something to add
>"I mean, like, it's uh kinda dumb, because, Hemingway wrote in like the 50s, he can't be modern"
>she thinks modernism = contemporary
>teacher asks what's postmodernism in her opinion
>that's like, uh, futuristic
>some students smirk
>teacher doesn't want to ruin her
>"I can see the logic there Becky, but that's not how it works"
>Becky argues that it should, in fact, work like that
>excuse myself to the toilette
>read /lit/ and smoke cigarettes for 40 minutes
>now they're arguing if avant-garde poetry is still avant-garde
>Eliot, Kassak etc. influenced poetry after all
>avant-garde stops being avant-garde as soon as it's written down in their opinion, as it stops being "fresh"
>Becky raises her hand
>tfw I'm out of cigarettes

>maybe it's a genuine work
>maybe I can be helpful by giving feedback

Nope it's a fucking autist who spent hours on a semi-elaborate joke everyone's going to forget in 2 days.

Why even read the shit you faggots post
Seriously

>>10117366
disgusting

>>10043066
>>10042909
what the FUCK was the point of that