/lit/ - Literature

>>10864333
>if stale bread wasn't stale we'd be eating it
>if mean people were nice we'd be liking them
>if left was right we'd turn different ways
>if gravity was up instead of down we'd live on the cieling
>if sad man frog was no sad we he be happy

>>10803274
>ywn make ugly face and look good
>ywn be life of party just by showing up
>ywn be fawned over
>ywn make everyone jealous just by being
>ywn cross legs without crushing nuts and bolt
>ywn be the non-disposable gender
feels worse than bad