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"From the beginning, nothing has been more alien, repugnant, and hostile to woman than truth—her great art is the lie, her highest concern is mere appearance and beauty."
"Truth is a woman."
-Nietzsche

malcom smiled wryly at the brilliant sight of his own sweet tincture, a purple-gold shimmering liquid smelling faintly of rose water and givenchy xeryus rouge parfum. he paced around his modest seattle apartment, decorated plainly but carefully with beautiful ethiopian hand weaved rugs and michel haneke film posters so that women AND men knew how interesting he was. little did malcum's friends and acquittances know that his recent scientific breakthrough, the concoction filtered and siphoned through beakers and glass tubes strewn all across his tasteful hardwood floors, contained mind expanding macrodoses of LSD, DMT, and cancer-curing dark sumatra "french" roasted CBD beans, capable of helping women experience orgasms and finally open up their bodies to themselves like men for once and also find asian men attraction and eliminate centuries of sexist hollywood feminization of asian male actors, proving that any rich man can be the center of a shallow cash grab whose target demographic is race hating asian yuppies and kegel obsessed micropenis loving white allies, #kegelsforasianmenonly. before he had time to bath in his wholy deserved self satisfaction, however, malcom came to a swift realization. "i stink!" malcom thought to himself and blurted out in a unique but sharp blend of proper british, australian, and singaporean dialects mixing together, much like his most recent invention, to create a potent aphrodesiaxic native tongue that drove any woman of his choosing crazy. it was true, he had been so focused on his work that it had been days since he even thought of showering or trimming his few blessed facial hairs, which now resembled the first dozen stalks rising from a newly planted rice patty! malcom ran to the fridge, and began dousing himself in ice cold pamplemousse flavored michelob ultra.