/lit/ - Literature

>>16408669
I call this one...
"feline crown"

Long cat
Looooooooooooooooooooooooooooong
CAT!
Hanging like
that great apocryphal
eschatological
esotericist
lyrical mystical
pendulum

Don't swing'em
He don't like'em

Gentle with the cat, don't let
the time fly

you GOT TO hold the LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONG CAT
*GENTLY*

Hold it like
minutes passing by,

a meme from an older time
a gentle long cat
each vertebral segment
far from the others, spaced out.
Socially distant, like
a minute in the hour of
culture...

>talk to a poet
>come on to the topic of inspiration
>say I don't accept that inspiration exists and it's only used as a cop-out by bad poets
>see her visibly kvetching

>shitpost on lit
>don't even read

what does /lit/ think of the stories in JRPGs or videogames in general?
personally I think they're horseshit (and I've played a lot of them) but I would like to read your opinions

>go to check out book
>computer makes a beeping sound
>"Oh sir it looks like you have an outstanding fine of 65 cents."
>"Wow I can't believe it ma'am! I'm so sorry! Do you take credit cards?"
>"Not for transactions under 5$"
>"Well I'll just have to pay it the next time I guess, sorry about that!"
>"It's okay sir have a nice day"

I've owed them 65 cents for three years now and I'm never, ever paying.

General library thread?

>>9310200
He killed twenty-six people, I'd hardly call that pathetic.

>>9159322
>>9159326
you're both right.

>>9007083
no

I am not doing anything, i dont want to and i will not. I dont work, i dont go to school, i dont have driver license, i live with parents. I have some savings from time when i worked, but i dont want to "educate" or "expand myself", as everything cost money. I just want to live, eat and die. What are some philosophy books that encourage this lifestyle?

>Reminder that I will ruin this for the lulz as soon as you try to get it out there

Where is literature going? What's the next big artistic movement going to be?

>>8901599
I am redpilled, so you can imagine what I think about women.

Anyone else tired of the critique that X book is bad because it offers no solutions? Welcome to the real world, kiddo, there aren't no solutions here

>>8699461
>with fifty or so accounting for 95% of the posts.
i'm one of 'em

>>8686403
>>8685817
>>8685777
>>8685767
>>8685762
>>8685715
>>8685718
>>8685694

*UPDATE UPDATE UPDATE*

I confronted them about the bullshit and tried to get a more realistic publishing deal.

They gave up on having me buy my own book but now they want 500 dollars for their services.

Chiado Publishing is a vanity press confirmed.

>>8565791
>tfw this guy is your CR professor

Kek I print out essays and plays and lists of foreign words and read them constantly at my job in walgreen's, zero fucks given manager is literally my brother.

>customer asks something
>hold up finger until I finish my sentence

>tfw reading novellas and short novels to pad my goodreads shelf size