/lit/ - Literature

DUDE

>ONNIT product on the rolling trays behind her
powerful young ocasio

>>10841463
a professional interviewer who like socrates readily admits he knows nothing but unlike socrates is expert at side-stepping offense. he subsists on axis deer and jalapenos and that good kush and alcohol.

>forty pages into Star Maker
>a disembodied man flies across the universe and observes different alien worlds
>first person POV
>mfw

It's like the best bits of Lovecraft, Wells, and Huxley.

>>28986
hey

das me

THIS IS YOUR DAILY REMINDER TO PLUG IN YOUR BLENDERS, HEAT UP YOUR FLOTATION TANKS TO SKIN TEMP (35.5*C)

THE WEED HAS BEEN LIT AND IT'S TIME TO SLAM YOUR KALE SHAKES, TAKE A TOKE & MARK OFF YOUR CHECKLIST

TO POP YOUR:

ALPHA BRAIN
SHROOMTECH
KRILL & MCT OIL
PRIMATE CARE PILLS
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=22GjkJw0WXk <---- HIT PLAY NIGGA

>YOUR FEAR FACTOR THEME SONG ALARM BLASTS THROUGH YOUR HOUSE

>YOU INSTINCTIVELY JUMP INTO YOUR HOMEMADE OCTAGON, FITTED WITH BATTLE-ROPES AND A "WRECKING BALL" STYLE CHIMP KETTLEBELL ACTION COURSE

>AFTER YOUR INTENSE WORKOUT YOU CALL OVER BRIAN REDBAN USING TING BEFORE GETTING INTO YOUR ISOLATION SENSORY DEPRIVATION FLOTATION TANK AND PACKING YOUR MOUTH TO THE BRIM WITH POT BROWNIES FOLLOWED SHORTLY AFTERWARDS BY COCONUT WATER ENEMAS JUST AS THE DMT KICKS IN AS YOU LISTEN TO DUNCAN TRUSSEL AND GRAHAM HANCOCK HYPOTHESIZE THAT THE PYRAMIDS = ALIENS AND THE ARK OF THE COVENANT IS HIDDEN IN UGANDA

DUDE BOOOOM LMAO

DUDE KETTLEBELLS LITERALLY ENCRUSTED WITH WEED AND DUNKED IN MCT OIL AND THROWN OFF BUILDINGS FEAR FACTOR STYLE

>"BRENDAN SCHAUB JUST END IT ALL, I THINK YOU ARE A WORTHLESS FIGHTER AND I HATE YOU, BUT COME BACK ON THE PODCAST SO I CAN BLOW YOU THE FUCK OUT OF THE WATER AGAIN AND REDUCE YOU TO TEARS"

>"BRENDAN "FRASER" "FUCK MY SHIT UP" SCHAUB, JUST TAKE THE EASY WAY OUT. YOUR CAREER IS OVER. IT'S TIME FOR THE SMITH AND WESSON RETIREMENT PLAN"

Joe Rogan, 2015
>YOU ARE NOW PICTURING JOE ROGAN NAKED IN A FLOTATION TANK WITH A MOUTH FULL OF POT BROWNIES TRIPPING

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cue the hempforce mustard

>MFW reading The Electric Ant

This is peak Philip K Dick. I think he is a better short story writer than novelist, and I like those too.

THIS IS YOUR DAILY REMINDER TO PLUG IN YOUR BLENDERS, HEAT UP YOUR FLOTATION TANKS TO SKIN TEMP (35.5*C)

THE WEED HAS BEEN LIT AND IT'S TIME TO SLAM YOUR KALE SHAKES, TAKE A TOKE & MARK OFF YOUR CHECKLIST

TO POP YOUR:

>ALPHA BRAIN
>SHROOMTECH
>KRILL & MCT OIL
>PRIMATE CARE PILLS

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=22GjkJw0WXk <---- HIT PLAY NIGGA

>YOUR FEAR FACTOR THEME SONG ALARM BLASTS THROUGH YOUR HOUSE

>YOU INSTINCTIVELY JUMP INTO YOUR HOMEMADE OCTAGON, FITTED WITH BATTLE-ROPES AND A "WRECKING BALL" STYLE CHIMP KETTLEBELL ACTION COURSE

>AFTER YOUR INTENSE WORKOUT YOU CALL OVER BRIAN REDBAN USING TING BEFORE GETTING INTO YOUR ISOLATION SENSORY DEPRIVATION FLOTATION TANK AND PACKING YOUR MOUTH TO THE BRIM WITH POT BROWNIES FOLLOWED SHORTLY AFTERWARDS BY COCONUT WATER ENEMAS JUST AS THE DMT KICKS IN AS YOU LISTEN TO DUNCAN TRUSSEL AND GRAHAM HANCOCK HYPOTHESIZE THAT THE PYRAMIDS = ALIENS AND THE ARK OF THE COVENANT IS HIDDEN IN UGANDA

DUDE BOOOOM LMAO

DUDE KETTLEBELLS LITERALLY ENCRUSTED WITH WEED AND DUNKED IN MCT OIL AND THROWN OFF BUILDINGS FEAR FACTOR STYLE

>"BRENDAN SCHAUB JUST END IT ALL, I THINK YOU ARE A WORTHLESS FIGHTER AND I HATE YOU, BUT COME BACK ON THE PODCAST SO I CAN BLOW YOU THE FUCK OUT OF THE WATER AGAIN AND REDUCE YOU TO TEARS"

>"BRENDAN "FRASER" "FUCK MY SHIT UP" SCHAUB, JUST TAKE THE EASY WAY OUT. YOUR CAREER IS OVER. IT'S TIME FOR THE SMITH AND WESSON RETIREMENT PLAN"

- Joe Rogan, 2015

>YOU ARE NOW PICTURING JOE ROGAN NAKED IN A FLOTATION TANK WITH A MOUTH FULL OF POT BROWNIES TRIPPING

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Newfag here. Honestly, I haven't read a non-technical book in years. When I was a kid, I used to read a lot, I liked Harry Potter, Jules Verne, Alexandre Duma, Dostoesky, Dickens. Don't really remember a lot from them but I tought whatever I understood was cool. Now when ever I try to read a book, in 10-20 pages i'm bored and I want to do something else. Meybe it's because spending years with short term gratification has made me lose my attention spam. Also, I read so insanely fucking slow, at least compared to what I see other people finishing a book in a week. Partly I think it's because I'm doing a PhD in AI now, and I read almost only scientific papers. These math papers are at most 10 pages long and packet full with terminology and info. If I don't go as slow as possible I don't pick up anything. So what do?

I kinda want to read 1984 since hitchhikers guide since it's rammed so much as good books. Are they memes? If you got any better books, I like depressing stuff that's got bittersweet ending.

What podcasts does /lit/ listen to/can it suggest?

I listen to the Joe Rogan or the Pothead Experience.

>>6965815

Get the stranger. If you like that, read Nausea, or Blue of Noon. I love them all. The plague is just okay. Haven't read the fall.

The stranger blows my little mind

>reading about Buddishm on Wikipedia
>clicking on all the links about deity's

That shit gets complex.

All these deity's are connected, then you end up on some page where the deity is listed, and it's grouped under a bunch of deity's, then that group of deity's has a bunch of other deity's in it that are also grouped under a different term. Certain deity's also appear in different cultures and in that culture are also from a different sub-group because they have a different meaning, and all of this shit has its own wikipedia page.
It's basically one big Asian clusterfuck.

Never knew that shit was so neato.

Sometimes I put on some Yung Lean and pretend I'm an urban samurai in neo-Tokyo anno 2099

>>6393324

I meant novels you goofy ass.
You should have a pot brownie and chill out.

Drugs, psychedelics in particular.

That's the only relief that I've found.
You can read all you want but this will probably have an adverse affect, because you will see that suffering is an integral part of life.
It almost seems like depression is the only truthful state to be in, how could one not be depressed looking at life.

>inb4 exercise/see a psychiatrist

Exercise pretty much just releases 'natural' drugs, and a psychiatrist will also prescribe you with drugs.
(That is not to say you shouldn't exercise because you should keep your body healthy.)

Might as well do cool ones drugs.
Psychedelics like DMT and shrooms are also know to have positive 'spiritual effects', if you will, so there's that.

>>5945803

I bet they all listen to the Joe Rogan Experience

>dude technology will fix everything

>>5856817

>most of /fit/ are otter mode and can actually stand up for themselves if they were ever confronted and are fit enough to run off if they need too. You're probably a skinny speccy cunt.

Your American retard brain confuses loudmouths and chimp swinging for confidence. Plus even if it was confidence, this has nothing to do with the smarts, dumbass.
Nice "do u even lift bro" closer tho.

>mfw muslims think God speaks in Arabic

>500 page suicide note due in an hour
>I am 200 pages over limit
How do I write more concisely /lit/? I feel like I relish too much in discussing how studying the functions and structures of tundra biomes have caused me significant self-hatred, but it's worded so well!

>>5657248
>>5657258

That woman is doing the exact opposite of what the media, culture and radical feminism is telling her to do.

She's closer to freedom than they realize. And they feel insecure because they see some value in what she does.

>>5565943
I enjoyed this.

I never resonated with this "life's so meaningless" phrase. Even at the lowest points in life I still saw reality itself too baffling to assume my feeble human mind could conceive what the whole of reality had to offer. I always same something more going on than just an accidental abiogenesis.

I find that most existentialist/nihilist minds suffer from an overblown sense of self if anything. There's this firm belief in everything being meaningless.
If it's all so useless, why isn't your opinion?

>durr but leaps of faith are for the weak

No, you not taking any leap whatsoever explains this type of response and is what makes you weak. That's probably what your whole life is and has been.

>>5436280

But you can go back to University and do whatever STEM you want.