/lit/ - Literature

>>10685370
>“L’ANONIE ET GUMSHOE”

>Anon and his thirty-seven year old sister and consistent sexual partner were relaxing after their brief excursion to Malaysia on the advice of one Arthur S.C.H.O.P.E.N.H.A.U.E.R., a cyborg who had been given the consciousness of the most butthurt man in Kraut history. Schoppy had nearly paid with his “life” when his plan to steal the incestual tantric energy of Anon through anal rape had been foiled by the arrival of Hegel and Detective Gumshoe, both of whom sought the enormous power swelling within the twenty-something autist. Anon, not yet aware of his immense power but yet sensing something amiss about the situation, had quickly taken Schoppy’s generous gift of The Bhagavad Gita and returned home without even stopping to say thank you to the fully erect man-machine.

thank you, based nigger. this is great.

>>10683456
Who knows. At least I managed to put into words what has been troubling me for way too long, now. It feels liberating, in a way.
I'll stop the blogposting here. Thank you anons.