/lit/ - Literature

>>1850662
>>1850662
>Any other litfags in nyc and over 21?
>mfw a 20 year old American can't legally enjoy a beer

sure is land of the free huh?
bahahahahahaha

>>1769483
>>1769483
>implying i even implied that

>notebook
pukka pad projectbook with 500 motherfucking niggerdickingsonfofacunt crispy white pages for me to write all my shit on. i fucking decimate these pages with my notes and shit. never leave any man behind.
leaving half a page to start a fresh?
what do i look like? a motherfucking pansy. let me rule dat shit and continue.

>pens
uniball vision needle UB-185 BLACK
this motherfucking is my bitch. i write all my shit with this pen, then when i'm done i stick his punk ass in my fucking bag and tell him to shut the fuck up. coz i own dat pen. dat pen does not owb me. ya dig?

>pencils
i was gonna buy mahself one of dese penicls, maybe a nice 2b penic, some good thickness and a bit of a sturdy one. then i realised, why the holy fucking cuntlicking donkey dick would i need a pencil? fuck dat shit.

>distraction free writing program
you know wat dey say, don't fix it if it ain't broke. Pirated myself microsoft office 2k10 and let out my ferocious fingers on that motherfucker, typing and shit, changing the font sizes COZ I DON'T GIVE A FUCK. you know how it be

>typewriter
i ain't got one of dese man but you know wat? i respek a nigga dat do, coz he got dat bread to spend on dat typewriter, and if he using? then man i ain't gonna be abusin. you fucking hear me honkey?

>my face when /lit/ is decent

Good people, I applaud you

>>656205

>>644802
The exact same book?

ARE YOU ME
AM I YOU
OR IS IT ALL JUST A DREAAAAAAAM

shit yes

>>443349
holyshi

okay, up until now I was under the impression rommel was an overinflated idol. Now shit got real. Damn them nazis, the aristocratic junkers of Germany had class.

>>418498
honor unto death