/lit/ - Literature

Varnishing nubile, bubble-gum ass with a lathery soap
Loins ignited conscience can't fight the elongated rope
arching it's neck like a snake, brushing up against the charmer's sweet-spot
eternal wait rises like a fever locking him in place, head-hot,
the hot head sweats in a deadlock, blood electric, "Dr. uncle has applied the antiseptic!"
Now it's time for a premature colonoscopy by about 30 years, "are you skeptic
of my intentions? Shush, just hold onto my thighs as I puuuush, and pop it!
yay! was that so hard? this is a fun game to play! now oh god that's good, drop it
doooown on uncie's lap, you velvetine hot squeeze, you impish tease, oh please
take it all the way in, turn around and kiss uncie's hot eager mouth, and i'll reach
southwards and play with your fuzzy peaches and pickle, I tickle, one day I'll teach
you how to make it shoot milk silk ropes," but right now his hand gropes hard on the dick
and the boy's (w)hole diaphram tightens, locking him in, fullest in embrace, "oh quick
release me you devil-boy before I make the o face, no wait, oh my god i'm cumming"
holds him in death grip tightness as he pump into the tightness, "this was something
amazing thanks a lot, here's 20 bucks for you not to tell, our little secret"
rustles his hair, winks at him, hopes to god that he'll keep it.

Nah, bra. You just have different priorities.

Enjoy life and don't be an asshole is my advice!

>>2237464
Hey, thanks, man.

yfw

> i think American lit are the best

note that I am a rural Canadian

also note that I think Russian lit comes in a very close second

inbf

> lit are

brit fag complaining

>>1867948
You tried

>>1273539
Good plan, buddeh.

In case that doesn't work out, anyone else have a precious gem of wisdom to give to me?

>>1009564
>Stag was right, this is going to fail so hard.

Hi /lit/, so I am interested in to know about philosophy. What books would you recommend?

I'm fine with anything but particular topics I'm interested in are theology and history.
By the way I'm 16 (underaged I know, but I'm genuinely interested in knowing more).

Please don't turn this into a trollfest

>>893883
this

>>837368
well timmy, the worlds as an ecosystem would probably not be in mortal danger, and still be able to support living things. But living things are for tree-hugging fairies. What you need to be focused on is doing your Job more efficiently