/lit/ - Literature

>mfw discord trannies are starting to use the ancient greeks as an example of why their homosexuality is totally natural

>>10724492
>>10724493

>>9526060
>that other autist who wrote a story about a creative writing class hating the first autist

you've just described the novel i'm writing

>>9418325

>>8718496
>literally reading in public

>>8070577

>>7191441
>>7191455
yeah but rather than going to a better thread, you should just whine about how terrible this one is.
Fuck you.

>>6935215
>british writing
>good in any regard

>>6339142

Do you actual read? Or just browse /lit/ and tell everyone you read?

>>6273133
>that pic
>that post
>mfw

>storm of steel
At least my death will be in vain

>>5945923

>>5907979
he talks about people pooping a lot because actual people poop

You are dense, I feel like I'm taking crazy pills

>>5183678
>"omg i never done anything like this :)"
>thinking: yep, ok. said every female I have ever been with
>shes trying to unzip my jeans while my legs are making an L shape, so shit aint working
>'fuck it' put her down bend her over.... slide her pants and panties down her thighs just below her ass
>Im staring at one of the wettest, prettiest pussies I have ever seen. Total innie. wetness clinging to her inner thighs
>decide no way I'm enjoying such a lovely flower for the first time in a museum bathroom
>turn her around and pull her close.... start fingering her because if she doesnt get at least a mini O she is going to lose her shit
>not even 10 seconds into it the door opens to the sight of the most forlorn, impossibly tired looking black security guard
>"sheeeeit, c'mon man, they is kids here"
>she is so embarrassed, im actually a bit relieved and we hurry out of the museum
>Finally get back to my place and just annihilate, I'm talking a modern day Rape of Nanking
>shes done, just a panting, naked, quivering pile of girl. big dark spot under her on the sheets
>Cuddling afterwards
>"ive never been with a black guy before hee hee"
>'well im like 1/4 black, not sure that counts'
>"one drop rule :)"
>mfw

She ended up being comically racist and couldnt suck dick worth a damn. But it was a fun little museum trip. Sorry if it's not a cheating story like maybe you were looking for but I get kind of burnt out on that

>mfw watching all the Joyce stans in college dress up for Bloomsday and walk around in costume embarassing themselves

>literary fiction