/lit/ - Literature

Jason, we all understand that the mask is uncomfortable and makes you look a little goofy. But, so what? Even if it doesn't make a difference to your health, if you can help at least one person feel a little safer today, isn't it worth it? I know, I know: no one likes to be bossed around. You're an independent, grown man who can make his own choices. But its not very mature to color outside the lines just to make a point. And besides, you're already obeying hundreds of pointless, arbitrary guidelines dictating your daily behavior and speech. Surely you can handle one more, right?

Me neither, Champ. I'll lend you one of my three Dean Koontz books. Helluva writer

Hey Champ, I sure do agree with you on this one. Better to stick to the old classics, like Dean Koontz and Tom Clancy like your old man.
How'd that date go by the way - Vicky, right?

>hey champ, sorry about ruining that whole real estate market, but don't worry you can stay here as long as you like. all you'll have to do is give us 500 a month to help out.
t-thanks...