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Swing Time by Zadie Smith

He put it in my butt and my butt was full of it and he made hoo goo noises while it was in my butt. I was thinking about poo poo and pee pee and he said "hoo goo" and I said "it is in my butt." I pooted a little and felt so accident but he said it was okay to act like a poot sometimes and I said "ok." Then while he was saying hoo goo I pooled again and he smacked my head and called me a pootin' fool and I started saying hoo goo back at him until we decided to just turn on Frasier and eat the goop we found in the fridge.