/lit/ - Literature

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I bought a stack on Amazon today and I can't wait to share it with you fagz <3

why do English teachers tell us to write as much in the shortest way possible? now every contemporary writing sound so dull and insipid

>>22022125

>3 And God said, “Let there be Cancer,” and there was cancer.
>4 God saw that the cancer was good, and he separated the cancer from the chemotherapy.

>>19553863
I was being vulgar for the sake of comedy, i very much liked the series.

>>19488472
It just got uploaded to zlib
Cheers.

>>19157885
Hmmmm. Squibbly.... DEHMFZ. However, through second order observation we come to see the ZDHHHHHHHH as being its own antecedent, thus KBSDHNVSNLKDNSDVLKN DVASDV.

In conclusion, I am a fat virgin with a small penis.

thoughts on the sexist poem i wrote?

> Women belong in the kitchen said the farmer in black
> No one dareth question him, for that is a fact
> Women deserve no right to vote
> For it is us men that protect said folks
> Women's wages should be lowered
> Said the man who currently lives in the sewers
> For all his earnings are now gone
> By the woman who dazzled him with her tight thongs
> Many men had gone astray
> For their only hopes now is being gay
> Sexist were the men called in berlin
>For only they know the truth than lies within

Baltimore Bucks", oh boy, now that's some American literature. Get a load of this masterful passage:
>Beau “The Buck Breaker” Bellechasse, but around these parts, they simply called him Breaker. Long in the leg and sharp in the eye, he wore a seersucker suit of the finest cotton and danced a cigar on his fingertips. Breaker was a man of rare charm, even for a southern gentleman. This, combined with his pleasantly masculine features, it was said that he could make even the most charcoal-black negress blush. “A man’s estate,” Breaker pondered aloud, squinting across the red Georgian sunset, “is as great as the number of bucks he can break.” Missy Claretta, his audience on that early summer eve, was too impressed with the way that Breaker expressed himself to ever second guess what he expressed. “That so Mister Breaker?” she almost giggled, shifting in her summer dress. “Why Missy it is the veritable truth,” Breaker said with a smile. “Now I’m just one man, but I’ve got me some fifty bucks working these fields. And the nearest plantation, that is the Beaumont’s, is a day’s ride from here.” Breaker paused. It was the perfect moment to light the cigar that he’d been twirling in his fingers. This was the South. One does not make arguments here, but rather converses. Missy sipped at a cool lemonade and glanced up at Breaker, “So you broke all these young bucks yourself Mr. Breaker, like some big ol’ bull?” Behind his dapper exterior, Missy fantasized a savage minotaur. “Missy, I broke these bucks so hard that some of them aren’t even bucks no more. You know that sweet little thing that fetched your lemonade?” Missy perked up, “Pumpkin!?” She loved that name for a slave, it was just too cute. “Pumpkin was one of the proudest bucks that ever come to the Bellechasse plantation, the son of some African king I gather. Your daddy insisted he couldn’t be broken, but that’s what he said about that other young colt your family purchased. I can’t remember his name…”

>Missy did though. It was Charlie. And she vividly recollected the day that Breaker came to give the boy the knee, as it were. That was the day she fell in love with Breaker. It was a scorching August afternoon, when the cicadas sing and the sap bleeds from the trees. Breaker road in on a midnight black Arabian, and dismounted in the middle of the cotton fields. Missy ran to meet him, as was her custom, but her Pa grabbed her by the hand. She looked at Breaker. She could see the violence in his stride. The bucks started to scatter.

>>18229962
So what's your solution, Anon? Waiting for one of the microscopic dissidents to somehow throw a revolution and establish the ethnostate?
Before replying, remember : We already have a majority of non-white babies, so time is of the essence.

>>18046491
Based Zahler enjoyer.

>>18033074
Yes.

>>18011082
I am Jewish so I do exactly as I say