/lit/ - Literature

>>4978090
>Foucault made a lot of weird and funny faces as well. It was like debating Doctor Evil.

Not to mention the arcane arm movements and crab claws.
Foucault was attempting to cast a hex on Chomsky, in order to turn him gay. Unfortunately, it hit Chomsky's raised eyebrows and rebounded back to Foucault, turning him double gay and causing him to die of AIDS.

>Foucault waves his arms through the air, attempting to Cast a Hex on Chomsky, ensnaring him within his Episteme
>Chomsky crosses his legs, an ingenious defense against Foulcault's Freud-type attack
>Foucault's Hex has no effect
>Chomsky raises his eyebrows excitedly, attempting to Lure his opponent with Optimistic Politics
>Foucault distracts himself by miming the act of jerking off an enormous, narrow penis
>Chomsky's Lure was not very effective
>Foucault hunches his shoulders and leans forward, attempting to Intimidate his opponent by Resembling a Horrifying Bird of Prey
>Chomsky has no defense!
>Foucault's attack was super effective!

Pretty sure Foucault won this round.