/lit/ - Literature

>be woman
>everyone hates you
>your friends hate you
>can't use logic
>useless arms that hang down from shoulders that are narrower than hips
>have to wear miniature life vest over your tits every day
>incapacitated by a strong wind
>unable to launch a projectile more than five feet in front of you using overhand throw
>violate principium contradictionis regularly--dont care
>whatever your friends are doing you do it also
>don't know why
>don't really know why you do anything
>can still lie prone on a bed and get impregnated
>why not
>regret it and abort child
>go to hell
To be fair women have it pretty rough lads

Help. I want to write a story about a good girl and a con artist/gangster. How do I make it interesting?