/lit/ - Literature

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>>9119439

Because doing so would be the greatest philosophical achievement in history.

It's Moby Dick if Moby Dick's stomach contained the secret to objective morality and also Moby Dick is a philosophical assertion, not a whale, in this metaphor.

Euphoric Gentlesirs like Sam Harris and Stefan Molyneux are too insecure to laugh at people when they say "atheism means there's no objective morality" so they keep trying to find that whale.

And then they fail, hilariously, and turn instead to pandering to Trump supporters because if I have to be a brainlet I may as well be a rich brainlet.

>>9115160

>1. get rejected for grad school cause you don't understand philosophy or argumentation
>2. decide it's actually cause you're so smart they can't see it
>3. start a cult and talk about muh statism
>4. once you've got them roped in and they've abandoned their families release your idea in book form
>5. rake in money
>6. give book to undergrad philosophy student
>7. get your asshole blown out by undergrad philosophy student
>8. - 67. ad hominems
>68. go insane
>69. start shilling trump
>70. forget about philosophy and ancap, trump supporters are free money