/lit/ - Literature

why are there so many retarded brainlets on this board who don't even like or read literature ? and whats with all the lying about reading? its always obvious when someone is pretending to have read something.

Read the first page of different translations and stick with the one you prefer.

There's no "best"

You ain't seen nothing yet.

Just remember: School is out in a few weeks.

Best opening lines?
>“I am an invisible man.”