/lit/ - Literature

Yo! nah, mostly, sweet one. What it is, Mama! Don' make me come ova there bitch... See, mah precahous: ahf we has aht, den we ca escape, even from Hahm, eh? Perhaps we grow easyghly strong, stronger tha Wraahths. Lord Smeagol? Gollum da Great? The Gollum! Eat fahsh eeasyghly day, oh, baby, three tahmes a day, oh, baby, fresh forum da sea. Sheeeiit. Most precahous Gollum! Don' make me come ova there bitch... Must 'as aht...

>>17889177
If Tolkien wasn’t such a coward he’d have written the whole of Lord of the Rings in Ebonics. And I’d have loved it

>>17503957
Shut the fuck up you sound like a fag and you're shit is all retarded.

Hedonism and narcissism and some shit I'm too fucking tired to think and it's too cold to go out for a cigarette.

Fissh, nice fissh. White face has vanished, mah motha fuckin' precious, at last word. Now me n' mah niggahs can eat in peace. Nah, not in peace, precious. Fo precious be lost; word. Dirty hobbits, nasty hobbits. Gone an' left us, gollum; an' precious be gone. Only poor sméagol all alone. Nah precious. Nasty men, they'll take it, they'll steal mah motha fuckin' precious. Thieves. Me n' mah niggahs hates them. Fissh, nice fissh.