/lit/ - Literature

Let's write a paragraph about any topic using these idioms, try to fit together as many as you can
The most ridiculous win

kudos to you
you good sir
respect
ditto that
why yes
y'all
folks
this is just meh
just shut up and listen
yes... i'm okay...
let that sink in
yes * yes * and no *
automagically
yay for *
nope
awefuckingsome
it's called being a decent human being
duh
super duper
Utterly
Absolutely
literally
Why, yes of course
I'm definitely doing this
found this gem
you magnificent bastard
That escalated quickly
Let that sink in
This is why we can't have nice things
Faith in humanity restored
Mind=blown
Many tears were shead
That's a risky click
Nailed it
You had one job
Yay
Uhm.. no sweetie...
Listen!
One mississipi, two mississipi, ..

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