/lit/ - Literature

>>23225966
With cheap johns and lots of rubbers

>>22952270
My wife cheated on me repeatedly on me with homeless people and Richard.

>>22943381
I will for the low, low price of twenty dollars up front allow you to have sex with my wife, raw dog in her butt and vag with one stipulation. The only stipulation being you have to wear a condom. All this could be yours.

>>22931014
My wife and her sister promote their asses to the black community.

>>22939315
Jon Kolner is homo faggot approved. I sucked off my father in law.

>>22876793
The only thing queerer is my father in laws butthole when he sees a muscular black dude

>>22850802
Say that to my face. I have a wife while you are a jealous man baby. All my non-Naruto free time is dedicated to getting hanky spankies from my wife which you will never know the joy of.

>>22416704
I like that man’s haircut. I would let him plow my Mexican slampig wife

>>22415036
I Jon Kolner, am an intellectual heavyweight. I clearly am too deep for you.

>>22407701
I am female to male.

>>22404293
You forgot to post the woman he was talking about.

>>22402631
Spiritual enlightenment should be measured on how close the author lived in proximity to you. That is why your neighbors are the wisest people you should learn from.

>>22402553
Living this life around people like this is suicide inducing. It isn't merely bland. It will make you regret not dying in your sleep every morning when you wake up.

>>22374436
I will be there. Here is a picture of me with my wife. My favorite writers are Marquise deSade and Houellebecq. We are in an open cuckold relationship so if anyone wants to wife swap we are way into it.

>>22100189
My wife (pic related) slept with another man so now we are getting divorced.

>>22096598
I would like to buy a house with a bunch of mold and shit down the side.

>>21854261
This is an AI composite of what Helen of Argos and Paris would look like based on descriptors from the Iliad.

>>21853887
My wife's ex-huaband, Jordan posted our wedding pic on here pretending we were the Guenon spammers and you roasted us and called me trans!

>>21836399
I'm sure this ftm would write one but she looks borderline illiterate.

>>21831032
No, it is as dull as you imagine. This copypasta someone posted accurately sums up what it's like to live here.

>They're nobodies. Literal losers. Proles that deserve nothing. Imagine tieing the knot and living in a place like that. Imagine wearing a gawdy monthly subscription made in China watch that makes everyone who looks at you know you're poor to the point its worse than wearing no watch at all. Imagine ostentatiously putting your sunglasses in your front pocket with the arm delibately hanging out as if Oakleys are a status symbol (rich people wear Persols, Matsuda, Oliver Peoples, etc which don't need a brand name plastered on the side). Imagine having some shitty BBQ with a BTU output as low as their combined IQs instead of a Wolf. Imagine having neighbors on all sides of you. Imagine actually getting a mortgage for such a crappy house. Imagine, if you will, then needing to work every day to support all of this mediocrity. Imagine having a kid and the absolute hell of a life he would have growing up in such an existence, with vein egostical parents obsessed keeping up the appearances in the worst way. Imagine taking such good care of your ugly as sin face (both of them) to the point the guy obviously has an Rx for tretinoin yet failing to do something as simple as power washing the mold and filth off of the vinyl siding hiding their particleboard home. There is no reason any sane person wouldn't kill themselves before getting to that situation. I could understand if the guy was single, in despair but he actually thinks he's made it to the point he is settling down. These people are coping hard and this is only explained by low IQ and drug use. They've squandered their limited income on tattooes and diamond nubs for the guys ear puncture wounds. I bet they get high every night on weed and drink white claws. I would also bet they drive a sort of new basic bitch Mercedes or BMW or Audi or most fittingly, Infinity, well beyond their budget but it's OK they budgeted the $3000 a month they bring in together after tax and can "afford" the $500 a month payment and premium insurance for such a lien. When I see people like this, I always thank God for making me me and not people like them.

>>21799467
My wife has an alcohol addiction and I don't know how to come clean to her about it. Ples recommend books.

>>21802775
The thread on /tv/ was deleted but after seeing that photo I did feel terrible for picking on them but I have my reasons.

Ken little posting and Brooke posting started because in refusing to help me press charges against this specific individual, both parties unintentionally screwed me out of thousands of dollars.

I can’t tell you enough how much I want to smash my fist through their teeth.

Basically, all you need to know about Ken and Brooke is that they screwed me out of a lot of money I could have had right this minute. That’s why you see their stupid faces every day spammed on here.

Describe this picture/ write a story about it in your most eloquent prose.

>>21786961
My wife wants to get me into cuckolding and she said she wants to go to a bar to pick up a black guy for her to fuck while I record it. She says as reward for doing that I can eat the cum out of her ass. Should I do it?