/lit/ - Literature

>What /lit/ needs is a critique the critics thread
Every one of these is filled with autisimos screeching at metaphors that they don't understand from mediocre writers that are just starting out. Without fail, when prompted to post their own schlock stories, they post some boring goulash that might as well be written in machine language. These critics are trash. These writers are trash.
>the secret is that 99% of human endeavor is garbage (and that includes your own writing)
>just write what you like, self-publish it, and learn from the experience
>critics can choke on a barbed chimp penis, it wouldn't be the first time