/lit/ - Literature

If you were hypothetically a human female cisgendered female born female assigned at birth accepted not penis having never penis had not male only fe-male normal white (american) tradorth deep southern gun juggling gf with a stuffy nose would you suck my dick at the ihop on fifth street to clear your stuffy nose through the pressure difference once lip mouth tip dick shaft ball anus contact has been established?
Could you then hypothetically be technically call me a metaphorical MD, and would that MD be from Harvard or New York?

>>19833038
Yes

>>18850035
Hegel describes the means by which the System is a Circle-of-circles. Hegel's job is to feed the Phenomenal Maze your dialectical ticker tape so it can transform and trap you in a new and more comprehensive circularity

Which books are mandatory to get into magic?

22nd century philosophy will look back on all this metaposting and laugh. hegel reigns supreme

>>16509465
If Hegel was right (and he was), he could not not have existed

>>15591899
Hegel was a sorcerer and the Left and Right being lobotomized bastard children of Liberalism and Conservativsm don’t get this. He advocated for a supreme divine state much like the Reich or the USSR’s plans for Europe and so you can take his insights and use them to justify extreme statism or some kind of techno-socialist autarchy. Right Hegelians focus on his dealings with Spirit, Leftists focus mostly on the Dialectic itself and try to secularize that as some type of silent-pneumatic machinery that drives history towards class conflict and communist statism. They’re both insane and Hegel’s phenomenology is a form of memetic psychoactive agent that binds the minds of everyone who reads it. Its venom, pure necrotizing linguistic magic. He was a genius for this reason. Also if you’re not an autistic retard he basically shows you how the techno-alchemical engineers of civilization are transforming humanity into a sacrificial killing field for otherworldly forces but that’s not interesting to rightists or leftists because they’re castrati golem creatures who only exist to poke holes in the barrier between man’s conscious rational awareness and his subconscious cthonic realm. If you wait long enough Hegel’s name will come up in most discussions by these groups. He’s the root of all their lunacy.

>In Gen. 24:15, the father of Rebecca is said to be Bethu'el, whose name means "Daughter of God." Philo interprets this as meaning Sophia (Hokmah), who can be further split into a feminine and a masculine hypostasis: In relation to God, she (Sophia) is feminine, in relation to us, he (Logos) is masculine. Hence it is possible to say that Sophia, God's Daughter, is a man and a father.

>>15435230
>if men called a general strike on pussy validation for even one day, the global cabal of w*men would be destroyed instantly.

>>15229144
>lolita is an instruction manual

>>14951050
Because they are living on the edge under constant pressure from their enemies. Godspeed to all AR people reading this. Give 'em hell son.

>>13503872
>Suddenly,

It's not against /lit/ rules.

If someone asked you to write anything that would fit within 498 caracters, and that you write it to all the different kinds of females in the world for them to read it, what would you write?
There's also the fact that you are competing with all the males.

It's not an easy question. Obviously, most of the females won't actually read the bio on tinder, but what about those who will?

Now, /lit/, if I tell you to answer the first question, what would it be?

I will start:
one of the things that tormented me in the past few weeks is how could i impress a woman with only 498 written caracters. i went from a very profound description of myself to a very sarcastic one. i then tried to make a satirical comparaison between the average tinder girl and what i consider to be perfection. i rewrited every bio at least 1 time, with the only conviction of speaking the truth, which can only come from the bottom of a man's heart. i then realised that most swipe before reading.

>ca-mu
>nee-chee
>hi-dagger
>de-scar-tes

>>12162133
albert camus

>>12156188
What happened to this dude? I need my bi-weekly harem-trash fix, STAT!

>>10909597
holy shit
I never noticed this

>>10568494

>>10309943
spoopy

https://www.nytimes.com/2017/10/26/world/europe/proust-letters-auction.html?smid=tw-nytimes&smtyp=cur

>>10194928
>Tale of Genji was written by a woman
Holy Slant-eyed Deity

>>10194230
>>10194229
holy fuck

REALLY?