/lit/ - Literature

I was just discussing the best way to survive nuclear radiation with my gf and she straight up said "or you could just get pregnant"
My response was obviously "wat" and she proceeded to explain how she watched Chernobyl and a woman's baby died from radiation but she didn't and so she legit believes that if a woman is pregnant the foetus absorbs all the radiation and leaves her completely fine, with the only side effect being a nasty miscarriage.

Now obviously this shit doesn't work like that, but I have a terminal case of extremely horniness, so now I kind of want to write a smut-filled story about a post nuclear apocalypse where women have to be bred and pregnant before they can go outside to scavenge because them being pregnant so the foetus can absorb it is the only way human beings can survive the planet surface.