/lit/ - Literature

My Microsoft Word subscription that came with my computer just expired and I'm a poorfag. What's a good free alternative? Also, what other writing programs do you folks use?

Also, I have shaky ass faggot hands so writing by hand isn't really an option.

>dark absurdist comedy
>Neurotic, depressed air conditioning repairman
>Lonely virgin with no friends, no family, no hope
>Lives alone in comfy Alaskan apartment
>Falls in love with UPS driver
>Knows she is way out of his league
>A correspondent from hell appears at his doorstep and offers him the ability to win her heart in exchange for her soul
>whythefucknot.gif
>As he goes to shake hands with the demon, another demon shows up and tries to cut him a better deal
>The two devils get caught in a bidding war
>eventually, one of the devils sells his soul to a higher-up devil in order to make good on his outlandish promises
>the situation continues escalating in ridiculous ways

Really hope i can do it justice. I've been sitting on the basic idea for a year or so. Working on outlining.

It's about a neurotic air-conditioning repairman with an identity disorder who makes a deal with the devil in order to capture the heart of a UPS driver. As he's about to seal the deal, another devil shows up and tries to cut him a better deal. This shortly spirals out of control. It's probably going to be shit so I doubt I'll ever actually publish it but I'm quite fond of the concept.