/lit/ - Literature

>>10507005
>implying they're not

Get the fuck off my board, you newfag casual.

Why this dude look like Ezra Pound?

>>9959379
Don't be such a prude. Even though sexual release can be reduced to friction on a certain membrane and the ejaculation of fluids, you cannot discount the importance of sexual love to human life or the human experience. Unless you are a stinky virgin.

Being able to realize the drive for and the act of sex is a biological function doesn't make it meaningless or worthless, just don't obsess over it and be pulled by the puppet strings of desire every time you get an erection.

>shit leopards can't change their spots
and neither can shitposters

>>9948294
>not being hyped on enzian and tchitcherine meet up or more hash hijinks

>>9943327

>everyone talks about this great used book store hidden in some corner downtown
>decide to check it out
>upon entering the stench of marijuana is overbearing
>store clerk is some 15 year old boy wearing an Ayn Rand t-shirt
>ask him where the poetry section is
>he groans loudly and says it's "somewhere in the back"
>navigate my way around piles of paperbacks and squeezing my way through shelves
>in the middle of hopping over a pile of Stephen King novels
>get distracted by a gay couple making out in the theater section
>screw up my landing and topple into the classics shelf
>shelf falls over and I get buried under old Penguin and Wordsworth Classics
>pinned and call for help
>clerk is busy trying to kick out a homeless man masturbating in the erotica section
>look around and see a collection of T.S. Eliot's poetry within reach
>grab it and flip through the pages
>turns out the cover was a lie and someone changed the pages
>mfw the inside contents is actually The Communist Manifesto

>one star review of classic literature
>"The characters were unlikable!"
>"The dialogue was unrealistic! No one talks like that!"
>"The plot didn't follow the same structure as a Hollywood movie!"

>buy Rupi Kaur's Milk and Honey
>keep it in the kitchen with the rest of my cookbooks
>mfw now I have an ant infestation

>>9797104

>introduction by Dave Eggers