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Dumbstruck, the incredulous cashier just stared for a few seconds. The clown's expression grew more contrived and he repeated his orders: "everything in the registry you dumb bitch, this is a McRobbery! And hands where I can fucking see them NOW!"
He seemed serious enough and the gun looked as real as any, but the cashier did not move and stared with mouth slightly agape.
-Is this a prank?, she asked with a stutter.
-A prank? A FUCKING PRANK? I WILL MCKILL YOU IF YOU DON'T HAND OVER THE FUCKING CASH RIGHT FUCKING NOW!
At last she understood, opening the registry and shuffling the money into the plastic bag with trembling hands. Someone in the back whispered to his friend: did he say McRobbery?
The sound of held-back laughter echoed for a second across the hall and the clown turned to the baffled guests in rage.
- Are you mocking me? Do you think I'm joking around or mcsomething?
Still more bursts of laughter escaped the guests' mouths.
-Oh I'll mcgive you something to mclaugh about, alright!
Waving his gun wildly he pressed two bullets into one of the customers, setting of screeches of terror all around.
-How's that for a joke, you fucking fat fucking pigs, HUH? NOT LAUGHING NOW ARE WE?
The cashier was done and held the bag to the robber but he didn't notice.
-S-sir your order, I mean y-your money.
He turned and took the bag. For some unfathomable reason the horrified cashier added the words:
- Please don't mcshoot me.
The armed jester, not in a jesting mood at all, raised his mcgun to her face and shot the cashier's teeth in. More screams of panic were heard and the clown finally turned to leave the establishment muttering loudly to himself:
- How's that for your laughter you fucking cunts.
When one of the guests couldn't bare it and bursted out:
-Don't you mean mclaughter?
The bandit snapped. Noone made it out alive, and the clown was gunned down in the parking lot of the Burger King he decided to rob on that fateful day. One of the news outlets decided to call this event the McSlaughter.

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