/lit/ - Literature

>be me
>9th grade
>newly moved to new school, don’t know much about anyone
>english teacher gives us an assigment. Read book and present what it was about and the like
>not a reader back then
>remember this one book I read by Sydney Sheldon
>I have two weeks to prepare
>constipation.exe engaged
>wait until school starts and then read through it as fast as I can
>start making shit up about the book and trying to make the kids laugh
>teacher writes me a B- while giggling
>said I am a good comedian
Thanks miss Ettelt. Also the kids started talking to me at lunch that day. Felt niceu