/lit/ - Literature

>tfw very successful job relative to others my age, /fit/ body, lifelong friends since high school who I'd die for and who would die for me, muscle car, interesting hobbies like surfing and spear fishing, been called attractive by multiple girls
>tfw 24 yo virgin
>tfw nobody knows and I've sociopathically lied to everyone I know about it
>tfw have no idea how to figure my way out of this, all of my friends are single guys, my day-to-day life at work and stuff is all guys or boomers, and apps lead nowhere
>every once in awhile I run into a girl from my past who happened to be attracted to me and I mess it up catastrophically before we get to fuck every single time
Jung is right.

>>15402876
but im a data analyst at a boomer company

>>10554715
Hear my supplication o' ascended masters of /lit/! Booklet here, i prithee for your guidance.
Not having read any of the classics hitherto i wish to change this posthaste.
I know that it is the Greeks which i should begin my journey with but what Greek work specifically should i start my literal journey with?