/lit/ - Literature

>God crying
Doesn't make sense desu senpai. Imagine being God, the creator or everything, the omnipotent being that made time and space, and he's crying. Like shedding tears

It means you're a faggot if you treat your creators like shit. Even they fucked you over, be a man and clean your dick, pussy ass nerd

The girl I had a crush on at work came up to me on my birthday when I was sick, eating a burrito for lunch, and gave me her number. I couldn't believe it because I was physically ill and I was eating a big Mexican burrito like a slob. I could tell she didn't want to walk away from the conversation, as if she had something to say, or was waiting for me to say something. She caved in and grabbed my phone to put herself into my contacts. I fucked later on.