/lit/ - Literature

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>mom gave birth to me when she was 16
>eventually she got a bachelors degree when she was like 30 or something
>had to deal with every kid in middle school telling me they want to bang my mom
>she doesn't ever read but some guy recently got her Aziz Ansari's meme book "Modern Romance" so she's skimming that but doesn't have the attention span for it
>my biological father literally was in jail for trying to scam the government a year or so back and was recently on the run for jumping bail twice
>he's a highschool drop out
>haven't seen him in years other than in mugshots, pic related
>if I recall, he read quite a bit but nothing patrician
>basically just obscure crime novels or whatever
>my grandpa was a respiratory therapist who smoked .. he smoked so much he had to get a quadruple bypass surgery
>he's a titanic expert, read everything there is to read about the ship and so on
>used to do seminars on it and whatnot and was friends with all the remaining survivors
>never seen my grandma drink water, only hard liquor and she only watches QVC
>that's just about my entire family
>I read sometimes