/lit/ - Literature

>>14915683
>tfw your first wife is so upset that she can't get pregnant and becomes jealous of your second wife getting pregnant that your first wife commands you to fuck her servant so she can get pregnant and give birth on your first wife's behalf

>>14914223
It's probably not nice for them, if they're even aware of it, but I enjoy it. I mean, take your pic for example: they put on the sex uniform because they think it's a highlight of their "inherently sexual" parts, but I doubt they realize that I want to lick every inch of their legs from top to bottom, that I want to rub their calves with no regard for their own pleasure but for the gratification of my own sense of touch and sight, that I want them to have manicured nails so their hands look prettier when they're grabbing my cock, and that I could jerk off to them merely bending over to tie their shoe. I've told girls why they're idiots for eating bananas in public and they seemingly refuse to believe it. Whether they actual deny the reality or they're just attempting to maintain demure appearance, I don't know, but I assure them we're starting when they do because we want to know what they look like with our cock in their mouth.

Baby baby
Let's get to the humpty hump
the bumpity bump
the bumpin and grindin

Let's get to the boing boing
with my ding dong
the doggy dog

oooooh back it up now
baby baby
u make me crazy

remember my name
you'll be screamin' it later