/lit/ - Literature

>>17416956
I am in Switzerland in the year 2033. A eco-"terrorist" organization in India is causing planes to fall from the sky, and have recently kidnapped a group of wealthy businessmen in Davos to show them that their capatalistic ways are harming the planet. I was on the Chainlink team in the early '20s and the global EU bureaucrats have pulled me into a meeting to discuss creating a new "carbon"-coin, whereby a digital currency will be created and given to those that show improved decreases in CO2 emissions. All I can think about is the gorgeous blonde sitting at the other side of the table from me and how massive her breasts are. The coffee is incredibly stale and I'm fairly certain the representative from DuPont, who is to my direct left at the table, just farted.