/lit/ - Literature

>francophone
>lis presque toujours en anglais

>LIFE'S A BITCH AND THEN YOU DAH
>DAS WHA WE GET HAH
>COS YOU NEVER KNOW WHEN YOU GONNA GO
>repeat for 3 minutes

>>12099493
>God's dead, honey

>>11921143
>>A monk asked Zhàozhōu, "Does a dog have Buddha nature or not?" Zhaozhou said, "Wew”

Dude like, what if leaving the oven on causes a semantic nuclear apocalypse? What if the barcode in my ramen pack is actually sentient and what it really wants isn't my money but the dreams and feeling that money represents in the australopithencine compartment of my mon(k)ey software? What if my vaporizer is actually God's penis (not the Christian God btw, but what God meant to the Christian God)? You think if I keep appropriating more jargon and keep trying to make philosophy into gut reactions I'll finally manage to put myself above the physical and metaphysical plebs without making any compromise? But then what will I owe and to whom? You think if I find anything else to fret about this cold will go away?

Shit man, I'm not even mad. You clowns are funny as hell.

>>7940586
>>7940611
>>7940643
much obliged

why am I laughing so hard

>>7530174
>Maybe you'll just wanna read the book: Inherent Vice, Penguin Press, $27.95-- $27.95? Really? That used to be like, three weeks of groceries, man. What year's this again?

>>7457205

Perfection.