/lit/ - Literature

We come up with ridiculous, long, light novel titles for famous novels and other people guess the work. Bonus points if your title starts with "My..." or ends with a question mark.

>I'm a Doctor and the Corpses I Stole and Stitched Together Came Alive and Now My Creation is Going to Ruin My Wedding?
>My Step-Daughter is a Nymphet: Why I Killed My Wife and Traveled Across the US Except It's Not Really My Fault, I Swear!
>Is It Wrong to Pick Up Girls in the Afterlife?
>My Rich and Successful Yuppie Life in New York Doesn't Satiate My Inexhaustible Need to Kill Hookers and Coworkers

>My Dark Academia Little Sister Wants Me to Critique Her Erotic Manifesto and it's About Having Sex with Me?

These are the best works of Japanese literature in no particular order. If you think the writing is bad its because you don't speak Japanese. In the original language the prose holds a candle to the likes of Anna Karenina and Paradise Lost.

Felix, I know you're in this thread. Let me send you my novel.

>>6757542
it reads like a fucking light novel.

All it needs is a anime girl on the cover and a hot sister.