/lit/ - Literature

>>3591769
I bet you're an english teacher

>>3469143

>get a business degree
>successfully market your image/persona, making money off of nothing but your name and your physical presence


Yet you're over there jerking off to descartes because you can't form your own ideologies and calling people mentally deficient.

>>3305018
Think nothing of it, my good man. We all have our opinions, and it will be a cold day in hell before I hold it against another man/woman to express theirs. This is AMERICA DAMN IT. (at least where I am, for all I know you are, in fact, trapped in some freedom-hating cesspool like Canada. In which case you will soon be liberated, I am sending word to you via a telegram concealed within a chess piece concealed within a nesting doll concealed within a loaf of french baguette, which has been hidden among a package of fake baguettes. The password is "Cellar Door". You'll know when to use it)

>>1582401
As opposed to indifference and apathy being signs of confidence?

>>1582423
Mad Men is the best show on tv and Don Draper is your typical alpha male.

>>1231303

So I read Angels and Demons, then when I finished I saw the movie.

WTF MAN, GREAT JOB AT FUCKING EVERYTHING UP.

I'm planning to make a web sketch comedy, but first I have to see if I'm funny. I beg you to read this and tell me if I'm wacky enough to start screenwriting on web?

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Teacher: well today we're going to start a new lesson. Pornography and Erotica. open your books. page seventy nine please. yes Brooks?
- What's the difference between a facial and a cream pie?
- Yes we all know that you pre-study everything. there's no need to objectify it. please sit down and listen with the other studetns now. there are two kinds of porno, softcore and hardcore. in softcore pornography, depiction of vulva, penis and breast is precluded...
- Sir I've seen some on the cable that show breasts.
- Well some of them, do yes. and hardcore, which in, intercourse is explictly shown. the latter includes cunnilingus, fellatio and different kinds of foreplay that will help the viewer prepare himself for masturbation and self-pleasure. since we've discussed masturbation last month, would you... Harrington?
- Yes sir?
- What is the first rule in masturbating?
- Self-preservation?
- Why don't you study more? Jones?
- Synchronization.
- Yes. an asynchronous masturbation can be very harmful for your sex life. which a bad porno can cause it.
- How we know that a porno is good?
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>>669928
>saul parte

>>642675
Oh boy, here we go.

>>613362

>>589701
Hmmmmmmmmm

Wonder what would have happened if we gave George W. Bush super highly developed science. Five decades ahead of the game. No worry about what people do - who cares? - just science.

I'm sure we'd be at the singularity already.

My face when I realized you must be 12 to have just figured that out.

>>552468
>a gay cowboy

>>457537

>I've been reading novels at a rate of like one a year

>>434449

>>421711
>trying to troll amerifags when most amerifags are asleep
>on the most popular global imageboard
>made by an amerifag
>expecting amerifags to get upset