/lit/ - Literature

I don't mean to say that the works found in high school English are bad, but he seems to not want to engage in any literature other than what his high school English teacher tells her students to read. He has this rabid obsession with pretty mediocre YA novels and doesn't seem to want to draw value from more sophisticated works.

That is not to say that YA is fundamentally bad. But the shift in YA has gone from the Adventures of Huckleberry Finn, simple tales talking about trading, fishing and exploring to purposefully dumbed down works that end up treating young adults like children.

Like what the fuck does this:
>let's make the world suck less
even mean?

Young adults should be introduced, on a basic level, to the greater joys and ills of the world. Trapping these kids in the vocabulary of a preteen does not help. Plus there's this whole nerdfighting thing that just doesn't make any sense.

It's like when you see a mother go "a goo goo ga ga" to a child. No, you're not supposed to do that. Use real words so the child can actually fucking learn. This is actually critical advice in parenthood.

John Green, to me, seems like the guy that likes to engage in baby talk with babies. Instead of elevating the young adults into the real world, by blending very real scenarios with the emotional and developmental difficulties of going through puberty, he insists on keeping everyone trapped in that era.

Why is this? Is he autistic? Does he have aspergers? Was he just too dumb to do anything else? Why does he insist on being such a mediocre writer? He never wants to challenge a young adult.

Also: he's a cuck.

>>7219750
Alright John

John Green is a cuckold. He'd eat cum-ridden cereal out of an unwashed bowl. His wife walks all over him and keeps him on a leash. This is apparent in videos with them where he acts as if around his scorning mother. Some say he gets audience pussy, but the truth is he is the pussy.

>>7075046
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch. I’ll have you know my name is John Green, and I woke up this morning 5:30 sharp to the smell of wet pussy. I was getting a blowjob from two bitches (Shit was SO Cash), one was trying to fit my humongous 3 pound balls in her mouth while the other was choking halfway on my 18 and 3\8 inch dick. She started to squirt hard, she was convulsing and having 6 orgasms at the same time. I gave it to them and they were on the floor squirting like motherfucking fountains. Must have come about a quart of sperm and compressed air. Imagine your best orgasm, then multiply it by 35. I had to go to base camp so I front-flipped from my 14th floor barracks into my valet parked 2012 Ferrari (I got connexions). Pushed my shit to about 4 hundo (mph, mind you) and I was at base camp in no time. When I entered, I became a top sniper and was granted access to the entire arsenal of the USMC. I learned how to kill someone in over 700 different ways and was assigned to be the leader of a squad that will kill 300 terrorists using gorilla warfare tactics. Also did 6000 push-ups, 8000 sit-ups and bench-pressed 30 plates in 16 minutes. After basic training, I met a network of secret spies who will help me trace your IP address, while eating gold plated sushi and 15,000 $ champagne. My unit got the rest of the day off and I became captain of our base’s football team and starter of the basketball team. I got straight A’s on the military entrance exams and received more awards. Meanwhile, you were jacking off to pictures on Facebook and naked drawn Japanese people. Went back in the Lambo to my barracks and now I am getting ready to go to sleep. I am going to graduate at the top of my class in the Navy Seals tomorrow and I want to look pretty much perfect for it. Don’t be a stranger and remember, I did more in one day than you will your entire life.

>>7063686
JUST

>>7058870
hello john green

>>6966691
>>6966691
>Why can he relate to teenage girls so well?
he tells them what they want to hear :
a liberated girl will feel alive, relevant, happy and her liberation will make feel other people, alive, relevant, happy too.

about abortion : the point is that singer takes the stance of to be in favor of abortion, and THEN tries to justify it. it does it very poorly

>>6954087
because the city is good for hedonism and nothing else

if you want to go deep in meditation and contemplation, you must isolate yourself efficiently [especially if you are not wealthy]

the religious and the thinkers know this perfectly

on the contrary, the intellectuals, the writers love the city since the city brings many stories which are useful for publishing.

reminder that literature is nothing but the field of the normies trying to pass as thinkers.

>The Michigan Film Office has confirmed that Paramount Pictures will be filming 'Looking for Alaska' in Michigan. The film will be based on the best-selling novel by acclaimed author John Green.
http://www.upnorthlive.com/news/story.aspx?id=1240303
When will the madness stop?

he appeals to the young liberated womyen and a few betas-robots

>>6875022
because he is above this. A real man is fine with raising a child which is not his, a real man is fine with letting her woman being fucked by other men

a real man is fine being a beta

>>6868609
>>He's a cuck
>No evidence

He's a literal cuck.

>>6861166
>girls whose breasts are still budding?
my fetish tbh lads

>>6793020

>>6705599
They are each other.
>this DFW-tier rationalization

>>6683424

>>6679202
>thinking it's one single singular individual entity of a person

>>6646259
please mericans understand this

reminder that to be a cuckold is when your partner is fucked by at least one other party (willy nilly from your part)


if you watch the partner being fucked while not at all fucking her, it is CANDAULISM

>>6630815
>Nothing is tastier than a tender lamb."
Nope, cherios are better tbh

>>6626603
the john green of his time, marvellous

>>6601833
He's got youtube and stuff
Really, that is the ticket these days, getting your face out there.

Essential YA:

Looking for Alaska
An Abundance of Katherines
Paper Towns
The Fault in Our Stars
The Catcher in the Rye

Why won't he just grow up? How long can he write this tripe?