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>fish
>CHADS
Pick one
>be a shark
>have never left the water
>should’ve evolved to always be top predator in the sea
>relatives moved onto land, they’re just pussies
>millions of years pass
>some of the now scaly land relatives are coming into the sea
>no big I’m still top predator
>they get bigger
>ohshit
>get replaced at the top of the food chain by a bunch of aquatic lizards
>meteor hits
>wipes out the big lizards
>survive the extinction through my small wimp species
>recover pretty well
>some of the other land-relatives are coming back in, these ones had fur before they came back
>know I can absolutely wreck them
>at first do pretty well
>then they start getting bigger
>nbd I can get bigger too, reach my max size but still only hunt the small whales because I’m too pussy to go after the biggest
>ice age hits
>whales all move north to cooler more nutrient rich water
>cucked by my own physiology
>have to be smaller again
>it’s ok I can recover when the whales come back
>the whales come back
>they are now literally the biggest animals that have ever lived, their name is literally synonymous with “big thing”
>w-well at least all the new small ones I can get r-right?
>turns out they’re way smarter than me and some polka dot looking faggots completely wreck me in ability to catch seals to the point where they can topple ecosystems by introducing themselves
>some new weird thing with fur only on part of its body keeps coming into the water
>haha easy target
>they only prey on the small sharks now
>time passes
>they get better at catching us
>they are literally driving some fish to extinction by genocide, including me
>some narrow eyed ones kill me so much just for my fins that the others feel bad at how hard I’m getting BTFO’d
>no longer the king, will probably be driven to extinction by a bunch of apes with nets
Humans will always be the chaddest animal, and whales are number 2 only to humans in the sea.

Oh the rare old whale, mid storm and gale,
In his ocean home will be
A giant in might, where might is right,
And King of the boundless sea.