/lit/ - Literature

>>6816141
>mfw he namedrops all his stylistic influences at once and confirms that he's an absolute hack

>>6745386
>basically everyone who has ever fought in one

>Quoting Giovanni Gentile
>Ever

4chan fascist=fedora-tipper

>>6549368

Damn, someone's on fire.

>>6550161
>mfw
I should add that he probably needs to repent & get right with God, like everyone else on this fucking board.

>>6548166

>>5901136
Among other things, I'm twenty two hours, four pitchers of coffee, and three grams of blow into this shift at the seedhouse. Its a nonstop fuckfest and my system can barely handle it, despite the copious amounts of chems flowing through my veins.

O, my poor retinas, drier than the Atacama. My poor eardrums, blasted into oblivion. And most of all, my brain. My poor neurons, permanently etched with a million bits of pornographic stimuli: colors of fleshy pinks, synthetic blondes. The puke green hue two bit hotel walls. Sounds of a monkey beating his chest in a victory dance and a wet mop being vigorously rammed into a bucket. The list goes on and on. I’m a walking supercomputer that can electrochemically render your favorite porno in 1080p, with SmelloVision to boot.

No time for poetry though; gotta stay focused. On the big screen, Coco Coxxx turns around and stares at me with her sweet ‘ol puppy eyes. That’s my cue. With lightning speed, my hands dart into the whirring contraption of steel and death. Grab the roll of film, swap it out. With the grace of a piano player, my fingers fly around a glowing button panel more complex than the dashboard on a space shuttle. Press them all in the right order. Pow pow zinga, mission successful. Long John Jimbo’s glistening phallus flawlessly segues into Coco’s wrinkled poop chute with 0.2103 milliseconds to spare. The crowd in the seats below cheers, at least in spirit, and I feel like I just returned to Earth from a solo expedition to Uranus.

Five minutes later, enough sperm to double the world’s population is released in unison, all thanks to yours truly. And in fifteen minutes, we do it all over again. Just another day on the job.

>>5395574