/lit/ - Literature

You only go around once in this crazy life. God grants no one a tomorrow. So before you shuffle off this mortal coil, you’ve got to live each day like it’s your last and get the most out of every moment. And no one can deny that that’s what this anonymous American did. He chewed all the meat off of life’s bone, then cracked it open and sucked out the marrow.

Here is a man who lived life to the fullest. Who knew how to enjoy the simple pleasures. Whether it was enjoying a 10,000 calorie a day intake, treating people like garbage, forcing professional women to wipe his ass like they’re Roman slaves, or traveling the world to pay underage sex slaves to pleasure him, this was a man with an appreciation for the little things that make our journey through this vale of tears beautiful. Truly you can say he died as he lived.

This world was never meant for one as beautiful as you. So farewell, unnamed, perverted sick fuck. Enjoy having your ass wiped with barbed wire by Satan for all of eternity

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Probably worth mentioning that this seems to be directly taken from the testimony of a woman trying to get compensation money and then written up by some sensationalist online hack. I can only assume our friend had read one of several earlier stories about spineless Taiwanese airline staff (e.g. the guy who wanted his urine bottle cleaned for him) and decided to mess with them. The exact sequence of events is hard to confirm though, given the sources in question.