/lit/ - Literature

>be chilling with friends, shooting the shit and drinking
>tell a story about this girl I knew, everyone gets a bit emotional, it's a nice time
>suddenly a boy bursts in, starts screaming at me demanding I fuck him right then and there and tells me he'll die if I don't stay the rest of my life with him as my buttboy
what do?

>whoever opposes love is hateful to the gods, but if we become friends to the god and cease to quarrel with him, then we shall find the young men that are meant for us and win their love, as very few men do nowadays
Kinda fuckin gay desu lads