/lit/ - Literature

Guys tomorrow I'm flying to the capital and then back to the states so I was gonna be absent from /lit/ for a while starting tomorrow but instead I think I'll start tonight 'cuz I don't wanna get MAH SHIT SPOILED on this little ADWD scare we've got going on.

If you see BB, tell him he's my best bro on the intermat
If you see D&E, tell him I love him in that way
If you see Ty, tell him to keep a stiff upper lip
If you see Onion, tell her to stay handsome
If you see Capsguy, tell him YEAH!
If you see Fab, tell him "eff the haters"
If you see Capote, tell him he has my blessing
If you see Tom Harper, tell him he's the tops
If you see Sunhawk, tell him "hi"

So I wonder, /lit/, who do you think the most badass authors are from each country? The criteria I use for "badass" are qualities which the author would exhibit by fucking other people's wives, drinking all the booze in their houses, setting their houses on fire, and then beating up said people. Countries I would like to enter in the contest are:

U.S.
U.K.
France
Spain
Germany
Italy
Russia
Japan

After we reach a consensus on who holds the title for each nation, we could start an international contest wherein authors could be compared to the winners from other nations. Also, feel free to suggest the inclusion of more countries if you wish. Thanks a bunch.