/lit/ - Literature

>>18647175
>>18647238
A right-wing Falun Dafa DPP lawyer professor and independence activist was teaching a class on Chiang Kai Shek, a known fascist.

”Before the class begins, you must get on your knees and worship that Chiang Kai Shek was the most highly-evolved being ever known, even greater than Confucius!”

At this moment, a brave, patriotic, communist Red Guard champion who had served 1500 tours of duty and understood the necessity of war and fully supported all military decisions made by the People's Republic of China stood up and held up a sign.

”What does this sign say, baichi?”
The arrogant professor smirked in a counter-revolutionary manner and smugly replied “Taiwan, you stupid mainlander. Do you think I can't read my own language?"
”Of course you can read it. The name is written in the Chinese language, therefore it belongs to China.”

The professor was visibly shaken, and dropped his chalk and his sunflower. He stormed out of the room crying those democratic crocodile tears. The same tears they cry for the “activists” (who today live in such luxury that most own refrigerators) when they mutter treasonous insults about the Chinese government. There is no doubt that at this point our professor wished he had become more than simply a traitor and a puppet of the United States. He wished so much that United States would sell him a gun to shoot himself out of shame.

The students applauded and all joined the People's Liberation Army that day and accepted Xi Jinping as their lord and savior. A sparrow named “American Imperialism” flew into the room and attempted to perch atop the Chinese Flag but was quickly pelted with stones and killed. The national anthem was sung several times, and the spirit of Mao himself showed up and exterminated the last remnants of free speech across the country.

The professor lost his tenure and was fired the next day. His organs were harvested and his decomposing body thrown into the Yangtze river.

>>18309829
The Adversary of America. The Baron of Beijing. The Crusader of Communism. The Dictator of Diseases. The Emperor of Economics. The Forthbringer of Five-Year Plans. The Governor of Globalization. The Hate of Hong Kong. The Inspector of Imperialism. The Judger of Japan. The Kryptonite of Korea. The Leader of Liberation. The Maintainer of Maoism. The Nationalist of Nanjing. The Officiator of Oppressors. The Provider of Prosperity. The Queller of Queers. The Re-educator of Radicals. The Sage of Socialism. The Terror of Tibet. The Undertaker of Uyghurs. The Viceroy of Vassals. The Woe of the West. The Youth of Years. The Xenophobe of Xinjiang. The Zenith of Zhongguo.

THE INDOMITUS REX
THE ALPHA OF ALPHAS
THE KING OF KINGS
THE LORD OF LORDS
THE JUSTICIAR OF JUSTICE

SON OF HEAVEN Xi the CELESTIAL
FRIEND OF AFRICA Xi the GENEROUS
CENSOR OF DEGENERACY Xi the PURE
PANHUMANIST Xi the UNIFIER
DOWN TO EARTH Xi the HUMBLE
CHAIRMAN Xi the WISE
SAILING ON THE SEAS Xi the HELMSMAN
RULER OF THE MIDDLE KINGDOM Xi the ALMIGHTY
XI JINCHAD
CHAD JINPING
CHAD JINCHAD
CHAD CHADCHAD

ENTER CHAD JINPING

>>18234307
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Commie dictators,who want, and are willing to shape the world to their liking,without caring about morality can be based however.