/lit/ - Literature

>You: sup fag
>Stranger: I am a tripfriend.
>You: who?
>Stranger: The handsome one.
>You: haven't heard of you
>You: favorite five anything, go:
>Stranger: I haven't said my name yet.
>Stranger: So.
>Stranger: Jeans?
>You: I was >implying there are no handsome tripfags, slick rick
>You: who are you anyway
>Stranger: Why should I tell you.
>You: because we might click, decide to meet up, and becomes best buds/lovers
>You: you never know
>Stranger: I doubt that. I'm courting a girl just now and I dislike male friends. They find me threatening.
>You: how do you know I'm not a hotter girl than those girls?
>You: how are you even threatening
>You: nevermind
>Stranger: You mean the girl? She's just one girl. And she's not that hot. But quirky. I like quirky.
>Stranger: Don't be mad.
>You: well this conversation sure is about books
>Stranger: Well you're the one who asked who I was.
>Stranger: This is typical anon shitposting.
>You: books I like: city of dreaming books, watermelon king....
>You: wait
>You: man, fuck you faggot
>Stranger: Never heard of them.

*I disconnect*