/lit/ - Literature

>Reading nietzsche
>dancing along
>this fat redneck comes up to me
>alright mate? Don't suppose you got a pound you could give me for the bus?
>were already on the bus
>I escape his sexual advances by getting on a bus that stopped near us
>continue reading ayn rand
>turns out what I thought were pages were actually text scrawled onto the chavnecks hands written in barbecue sauce and he was holding his hands in front of me like a book
>how about that £?
>MFW he pronounced the pound symbol out loud