/lit/ - Literature

>>11817226
>this causes the Voodoo Code to recycle us to Castle Howth and Environs

>some niggerfucking nobody 5/10 deviantart daria wannabe thinks she has "publicity" because she's one of the statistically inevitable substratum of women who allow men to blow loads on her face for money

I hope you enjoy the next 3-5 years of your exciting life as a woman coasting on your guaranteed free attention just for being a young woman, while you can still pretend to be a cool quirky apathetic bad bitch with "fans" on the internet, before you hit your late 20s with nothing to show for it, and it just becomes fucking sad that you're still grovelling on ModelMayhem for more "artsy fetish photoshoots" with bald photographers who wear New Balance sneakers while working, and then in your late 20s and early 30s you can't even do that anymore and you just have to become an anonymous slag and slowly wither in obscurity, and while all the basic bitch twentysomething girls you formerly looked down on have kids and grandkids, you sit in a doctor's office at 34 crying because you are barren and no one wants a woman with ironic pop culture screamo chinese lettering tattoos ca. 2018

>>11629750
>the bum penis chronicles

>spends a third of the book trying to explain why we should all worship fiat currency

too Jewish even for me